as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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