we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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