if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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