You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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