i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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