Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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