I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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