I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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