We won't sleep together?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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