So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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