i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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