okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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