That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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