What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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