Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Green mimosas i think yes
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
