morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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