so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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