I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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