sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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