Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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