i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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