It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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