he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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