i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You are a booty call, not a friend.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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