Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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