I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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