i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am naked and annoyed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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