I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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