he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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