K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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