What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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