Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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