The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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