There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am mentally ready for anal.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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