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(509): View more from Washington

My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?

(541): View more from Oregon

It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.

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(409): View more from Texas

I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

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(315): View more from New York

just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.

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(416): View more from Toronto

So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!

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