Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the day after is always just damage control
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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