We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize