Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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