Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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