I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think i got beer on your cat.
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