ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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