Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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