And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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