Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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