dude i'm inner monologue high
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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