worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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