This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
