I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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