: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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