I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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