You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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