i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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