i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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