im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
did you just send me my own nude
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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