ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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