I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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